Grave Words

SO if i were to die after writing this

would you attend my funeral? Would you give me a nice eulogy?

Anyway sample eulogy woukd be from me, that is if i wrote it before i die because i knew i would die so that someone would find it after i die and then took it out to read the instructions saying i want it to be read after i die in the funeral where i did not die:

"Lordson was a VERY (Stress this word) good man and a kind hearted soul. He was handsome and attractive, everyone said so, and now he is gone. He is in a better place, but his presence here when he was alive made the world feel better, girls had a purpose, guys were jealous, and time were great! We mourn the loss of this SUPER NICE person, and we know all the hurtful things you people said to him can never be taken back, serves you right. And all the girls that rejected him will now know how much of a saint he was, IN YA FACE. Lastly he like to mention to his good friend Keren: hahahaha, sigh, still short ler you, fat hopes for getting a chick."

I like to see you top that eulogy!