Stats

I like to believe role-playing games are just electronic version of life. For the most part they got it right, evil people like to be hooded until the very end of the reveal, hot girls usually appear in life if you are a badass, violence solves everything, snarky and witty remarks are funny and offending and it works, you are usually cool if you only wear one outfit most of the time, raw meat and herbs gives you life, the list goes on and on.

But one thing i think that made a lot of sense was how the talent points of a given character are distributed.
In most rpgs, your main character started off as a blank, then they give you a set of points to allocate towards the skills and build of your character, and as life goes on, you gain experience and can improve some more, till either you game over or some evil wizard cast a spell on you to deduct some of those points (screw you sorcery!!)

so well, i just wanted to see my growth, and so here are my stats, each category is tabulated a score over 10:

when i as a baby:
Physique (cuteness): 11/10
Pooping Skills: 9/10
Power to summon attention: 9/10
Dumbass-ness: -1/10
Persuasiveness skill (crying): 8/10

When i was in primary school:
Physique: 6/10
Intelligence: 8/10
Power to summon punishnment unintentionally: 10/10
Annoying Skill: 9/10
Attractiveness: 2/10
Gaming Skill: 7/10
Ability to spend more time than i had in cyber cafes: 10/10
Skill of ignorance: 11/10
Pooping Skills: 9/10
Peeing accurately skill: 4/10
Eating Skill: 7/10

When i as in high school:
Phsyique: 8/10
Intelligence: 8/10
Attractivenss: 1.5/10
Gaming skill: 2449/10
Pooping skills: 10/10
Peeing accurately skill: 2/10
Girls hate me by default skill: 9.75/10
Girls hate me because of what i did skill: 24/10
Talking Skill: 7/10
Geek: 8/10
Nerd: 8/10
Loser: n/a
Getting rejected umpteenth times skills (regardless of situation): 9/10
Still watching Dragonball and other stuff ability: 10/10
Tendency to be gay: 1/10

Currently in Uni:
Phsyqiue: -2/10
Intelligence: 1/10
Attractiveness: -5/10
Gaming skills: 9999/10
Pooping anywhere i like skill: 11/10
Peeing Accurately skill: 1/10
Peeing as fast as i can: 9/10 (substanstiated by my friends, ask them, i dare you)
Tendency to be gay: 9/10
Babe magnet skill: n/a
girls wanting to go out with me: n/a
nerd: 10/10
geek: 10/10
loser: ZOMGWTFBBQ/10
wisdom: ?
ability to see the future: 10/10
bullshitting skills: 10.5/10

verdict: You're Screwed.

-Morning has Broken-