Maths Part 1

Equations:

chinese tea with ice + soya bean ice + coke ice = disaster in the toilet

1 + up = one extra life to mario

Horny gay guy + prejudice straight guy = hilarity

Jack Bauer + death = Jack wins

porcupine stuck to a chair seat + guy who has been standing for 5 days in a room with only two spaces for him to only stand and the chair with porcupine = best comedy movie ever

Caprice 6 + Boomer/Athena/Sharon 8 = Every man's fantasy (BSG fan only)

Bill Adama + (insert BSG fan name) = best couple ever (regardless of gender)

lordson + studies = epic phailed

lordson + (anything resembles a female) = miracle

ex-gf + current gf = ex-plosion

100 bottles of coke + 5 year old kid = invisibilty

20 mugs of beer + no condom + KL streets = you better really kiss dating goodbye

lordson + 2 am = coming up with lame equations

Monash Uni + HELP Uni = MO-HELP

Kim + father with surname Chee = Kim Chee

Keren + Slim = impossible

Barney the purple dinosaur + most people = Barney punching bag

Simon Yau + Soccer = Simon replying, "IT'S CALL FOOTBALL!"

Hoc Mun + physics degree = incompetent physicist (sorry hoc mun, i apologize for the joke)

you + reading this post till this point = idiot

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