I find newer stuff not as appealing, yea they got some cool stuff like better video games, some good movies, technology, but look at what the setback it brought us:
- Newer generations getting dumber
- Newer generations, specifically girls getting shorter and less developed. Due to food intake? All those new health crap and chemicals must be doing us wrong someway somehow.
- They screw us over in movies like Dragonball and Transformers who just wanna milk the franchise of the money. Damn you hollywood! Wait, no, hollywood actually gave us some good stuff, so.. damn you worthless sell outs!
- Prices are jacked up for most anything
- Apparently talking is a form of music
- Now words can be reduced to just random letters, ok maybe not so random, lol, jk, lol? ROFL!
- People has shorter lives! Man, the olden days got people living up to 500 years old! Thats like almost4.5 times more than us now! And imagine, can have longer partying days, gaming days, courting girls days if we live longer! Unless you're a loser... then, ouch?
- Instead of radioactive spider who bit peter parker, we now got genetically altered spider! HOW LAME IS THAT?
- And what the future has brought us thus far? My car still can't transform! I don't have a virtual gf, all that i do when i play The Sims
- Cartoons are almost hopeless
- Stalking made easy
- Bell bottoms not in fashion!!!
- No smart pill for me
- Sometimes i cannot diffrentiate she-males or he-females from normal males and females, damn you technology and ya advance makeover skills!
okok, i can go on and on
The older days, at least, at least has Michael Jackson :(
Sigh.
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