Monday, February 16, 2009

Believe it or not

I do not believe in:missionary dating
  • valentine's day
  • evolution
  • myself getting a first class honor
  • polygamy
  • suicide solving problems
  • being an asshole
  • time machine
  • bermuda triangle
  • fashionable dressing
  • talking stuff toys
  • Ned Flanders
  • love at first sight
I do believe in:
  • my own skills
  • a higher being
  • getting married
  • swords
  • the quote, "everyone lies."
  • food
  • being myself
  • global warming
  • holidays
  • survival of the fittest
  • Homer Simpson
  • Bender
  • Jack Sparrow
  • Goku
-HeHe-

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

you don't believe in ned flanders??? but he's more real than homer! unless you're saying you LIKE homer over ned flanders, then it's not about belief anymore!

lezheng said...

i also believe in "everybody lies" ;)

Anonymous said...

i believe although you don't believe in talking stuff toys, you believe in talking TO stuff toys.

Keep doing that, because they hear you.

-L- said...

HOMER IS REAL! HE IS HE IS!

Lezheng: totally true wei dude, if you can accept it, world easier to deal with haha

TO YOU TALKING BEAR BELIEVER: they don't hear me! THEIR LIVE IS IN MY HAND! MUAHAHA

Anonymous said...

ya i don believe in diddlydoo ned flanders either.

Anonymous said...

Our system of beliefs is based on our desires and not only on what is true.

Believing in something does not make it true.

Ignorance is not believing the truth.

Christopher said...

eh ...apala itu missionary dating?

Anonymous said...

Do you believe in the 'missionary position' then? HAHAH! :P